cacen:

symmetra:

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

Originally posted by stephanie-beatriz

neopetpolitician:

plasmalogical:

snorlaxatives:

holy shit apparently during the filming of the 2002 spiderman movie james franco joked that tobey maguire had “frog-like features” which genuinely upset him and resulted in a rivalry between the two that still exists today i’m fucking screaming 

i hope tobey maguire beats the fucking shit out of james franco with no repercussions

The frog in tom holland’s mouth is actually tobey maguire

dicaeopolis:

when u cut a bad person out of ur life

akindofmagic17:

Seems like Roger is holding up Freddie 😝

doujinshi:

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

harmlesslyobsessed:

softypyro:

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

jehovahhthickness:

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

raychus:

gwennovynne:

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

mushroom kingdom…..

big king koopa……….

kissur-knuckles:

things i’m down for:

• car makeouts

• public bathroom makeouts

• couch makeouts

• bedroom makeouts

• movie theater makeouts

• elevator makeouts

• in the rain makeouts

• makeouts

rohie:

I’m no longer interested in pain. it doesn’t inspire me, it doesn’t motivate me, I don’t think it’s a beautiful thing. I’ve spent too long making suffering a part of my personality

dearlesbian:

on every level except physical this is me

thingsfromthedirt:

zhidovka:

you ever talk to man and be like. porn exposure has rotted your brain beyond repair

fozzie:

howls moving castle: howls vain obsession with beauty is his fatal flaw. this is made extremely clear in numerous circumstances. this is supposed to be the thing you dont like about him

all of us including me: hhgfgh howl … pretty ………

robotic-snakes:

robotic-snakes:

right now we have fortnite dancing

next, we should do sims dancing

catch me at the club like

dreaming-of-tokyo:

blackgirlart:

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

My paranoia is too big to ignore this ffs

starsholland:

I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

thexfilesbabe:

absolutely obsessed with the romanticism of having a locket with a picture of your beloved tucked inside

astrophysiciann:

exciting:

exciting:

where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!

oh hey folks fun update, i found my passion again? i just had to find my right outlet, get to a place where I have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what I love, it’s all good and swell!

reblog this to find the right outlet, get to a place where you have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what you love, and rediscover your passion.

rihannapussylips:

okay daddy 💖💖💖💖

bbbaoa:

tha-boy:

ipoetried:

listen to yourself and watch your language.
instead of saying “sorry for ranting”, say “thank you for listening to me”.
instead of saying “sorry that i am overemotional”, say “thank you for trying to understand something difficult”.
instead of saying “sorry if i am a burden”, say “thank you for the time and energy you invest in our friendship”.
good things will come when you realize you are not an apology.

this is so important. it helps absolve you from self-deprecating thoughts the more you practice this!

this is hard

seethroughhue:

​the older i get the more i recognize how truly important reciprocity is in any relationship

word.